JeP >>

Aku ngan bebudak R.A (Research Assistant) Episode III

2009-02-08T04:48:00.000-08:00

Kami buat keje giler skali lagi... Sila jawab quiz kat bawah, especially RA's!!! Hehehehe.. tulis jawapan korang kat shout box eh? thanx.. So.. yang mana satu ( )( ) aku, Lim & Man??

Sila klik gamba di atas untuk melihat versi gamba yg lebih besar dan jelas supaya anda bleh melihat 'ianya' lebih besar dan jelas..

Aku ngan bebudak R.A (Research Assistant) Episode II

2008-12-22T07:38:00.000-08:00

Kami buat keje giler lagi.. hehe.. tapi kali ni aku ngan Kok Cheng je..

Sekarang baru sedar...

2008-12-02T07:07:00.000-08:00

Hello guys.. dah lama aku tak mengarang.. hehe.. aku post blog pon kalo ada gamba best ataupon ada org tag aku.. hehe.. ok.. skarang ni aku nak citer sket.. apa yg acquired sepanjang aku menjadik universiti student selama hampir 6 tahun.. mula2 masa aku jadik freshman masa degree.. aku ingat aku ni jenis student yg hanya mahir dlm subjek praktikal.. cth nyer subjek programming la.. so kebanyakan subjek2 yg mcm ni aku score A la.. aku mmg tak minat membaca.. kalo ada subjek yg kena baca2 tuh.. confirm aku tak score.. especially subjek yg di luar bidang contohnyer Comparative Religion, dan Islamic Studies.. contoh subjek yg membaca dlm bidang aku plak Software Engineering ngan Ethics.. kalo subjek2 membaca ni.. paling tinggi aku bleh score ialah B.. hehehe!! dan paling rendah adalah C (nasib baik takde C- dlm cgpa aku).. wakaka!!

Masa aku buat Project 2 (Final Year Project).. pada mulanyer.. aku mmg takleh nak buat.. aku kena implement mobile application dlm Symbian C++.. which is very new to me.. and aku tak pnah blaja programming language tuh pon through out aku nyer degree.. so.. mmg mkn masa yg lama utk aku implement.. so what I did is aku mintak lecturer aku prolong aku nyer project.. maksudnyer aku mintak kat lecturer aku extend satu sem utk aku siapkan project aku.. in Uniten.. we call it BS (Belum Selesai, not Bull Shit)..

Then the next sem, aku still takleh nak buat projek aku.. time tu lagi dua minggu nak kena present!! agak kelam kabut la aku.. hehe.. so aku pon buat la projek sama2 ngan bdak yg buat projek mobile jugak.. then alhamdulillah la.. sempat pon siap..

So.. skang bila aku teringat masa aku buat Project 2, aku realized.. aku bukannyer terror pon dlm programming.. then aku realized lagi satu benda.. mcm mana subjek Data Communication aku bleh dpt A-.. subjek tuh 50-50 membaca (just ingat keywords.. pastuh bleh jawab exam!) dan 50-50 praktikal (which is involved programming and mathematics).. so.. from that.. aku realize yg aku ni student yg 50-50.. maksudnyer aku ni student yg sederhana dlm subjek yg byk kena menghafal dan membaca.. dan sederhana dlm subjek yg prakitkal/programming.. kalo la course aku (System and Networking) hanya terdiri drpd subjek2 ni saja.. confirm aku dpt first class degree!! hoho.. tp takpela.. second class upper pon ok jugak kan?.. hehe.. dah kata student yg 50-50.. mana bleh dpt first class kan??!! huhuhu!! so.. sapa yg dpt first class degree tuh mmg aku kagum la ngan diorang.. they really know how to study and aim good grades.. tahniah kepada mereka!! =)

So.. kalo korang ni sama cam aku.. student yg 50-50.. aku rasa korang kena usaha lebih utk dpt first class degree.. mmg korang kena korban byk masa la utk study.. hehe.. ni pendapat aku je la.. aku memberi pendapat berdasarkan pengetahuan dan pengalaman aku.. hehe..

Regarding aku punyer Master.. aku amik Master research.. which is I must do a lot of reading.. and also a lot of programming.. so.. korang rasa Master research ni sesuai ke utk aku? hehehe... bleh ke aku bawak? bleh ke aku grad? kena la boleh kan?!! hehe.. aku biler terpikir mender ni.. ada gak le rasa takut..

So kalo kita nak berjaya dlm sesuatu.. the best way is.. ingat tuhan.. byk kan berdoa.. jgn tinggal solat.. hah.. kan dah bagi ceramah dah.. jadik ustaz pulak.. inilah kesannyer kalo master projek kita ada kaitan ngan agama (Tajuk master research aku "Evidence Analysis based on Hadith Authentication for Computer Forensics").. hehehe!! jgn la marah.. aku ni bukanyer religious sgt..

Okla.. tu je la kot post aku kali nih.. see you next time.. bye bye!!

SELAMAT BERJUANG!!

Apa yang anda boleh buat dengan Post-it selain menampal nota

2008-11-30T10:35:00.001-08:00

Hee.. =)

My PSP with Schokomac!!!!!

2008-11-27T08:42:00.000-08:00

Hee..

Huda tag aku

2008-11-24T18:12:00.000-08:00

Hehe.. malu~~!!

1. Take a recent picture of yourself OR take a picture of yourself right now.

2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture. (Sapa yg bertudung tu.. bleh la gi amik tudung skejap.. hehe..)

3. Post that picture with NO editing. (Sapa yg ada jerawat besar cam volcano tu.. bleh la edit skejap.. tak pon gi toilet skejap picit jerawat.. hehe..)

4. Post these instructions with your picture.

5. Tag people to do this.

Hehe.. aku pinjam camera lim.. thank you lim!!

Aku nak tag...

1. Tokapi

2. Diha

3. Zuliza

4. Hanna J Potter

5. AsyikiRimaru

Diha tag aku

2008-11-08T08:18:00.000-08:00

1.Do you have a facebook?
::ade.. tapi korang mesti boring nyer la tgk facebook aku.. hoho..
.
2.It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be?
::wrong number from UK..
.
3.What do you think your best friends doing right now?
::skang kol 11.40.. most of them dah tido kot..
.
4.How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
::26 kot..
.
5.Who was the last friend in your house?
::Napie
.
6.Can a girl and a guy be best friends with out having feelings for each other?
::boleh.. apa salahnyer..
.
7.Have you had your birthday yet this year?
::yupe.. dah 23 dah..
.
8.Have you kissed someone this month?
::nope
.
9.Last place you went shopping?
::warta.. beli roti,juice,A4 papers
.
10.Have you ever been camping?
::Pnah.. kat ulu yam..
.
11.When was the last time you went to the beach?
::Tahun lps kat PD
.
12.What was the last item you spent over 100 ringgit on?
::PSP~~!!
.
13.Did you meet anyone special this year?
::Nope..
.
14.When is the last time you went out of town?
::masa raya.. blk kampung..
.
15.Are you good at snowboarding?
::skateboard pon tak pnah main.. nak main snowboard...
.
16.What are you thinking about?
:: Programming language apa nak guna utk Master aku.. C++? Java? Visual Basic?
.
17.Last person you hugged?
::Kakak
.
18.When was the last time you felt stupid?
::masa undergrad.. aku blanja kwn pizza hut.. beratus ringgit abis.. mmg silap besar aku.. tapi aku ikhlas blanja diorang..
.
19.Who did you last yell at and why?
::student aku.. sbb diorang check carrymark lambat..
.
20.What is bothering you right now?
::perut aku.. sbb lapa..
.
21.What do you think of your number 2 on your top friends?
::tak paham soklan..
.
22.Have you ever seen somebody get shot?
::pnah.. kat counter-strike..
.
23.Do you use big words?
::Like f***, b**ch? yupe..
.
24.When was the last time you saw your father?
::15 min yg lalu.. dia pulangkan kunci rumah aku kat bilik aku..
.
25.Look to your right, what is there?
::PSP, handphone, deodorent Ubermen
.
26.Have you ever been in a car accident?
::tak pnah.. alhamdulillah..
.
27.Has anyone ever saved your life?
::tak pnah..
.
28.What are you looking forward to?
::Konvo 2009, harap2 aku abis Master awal (aku just tulis apa yg terlintas kat kepala otak aku skang, kalo ditanya soklan yg sama, maybe jwpn aku lain)
.
29.Who do you text the most?
::Malia.. tapi dah tak dah skang.. sunyi je henset aku..
.
30.Who do you miss right now?
::Kwn2 masa undergrad
.
31.Most exciting thing that has happened to you this year?
::Dpt laptop.. aku mmg inginkan laptop sejak aku Foundation lagik..
.
32.Ever broken a bone?
::pnah..
.
33.Last person you said I love you to?
::my ex-gf.. "ba alif ba ya" la dia tu..
.
34.Last thing you stole?
::marker pen lim.. pastuh hilang.. hehe..
.
35.Ever been in a fist fight?
::yupe.. masa skola..
.
36.Ever carried a weapon around with you?
::my fist.. hoho~~
.
37.Who is your craziest friend?
::ramai.. especially bdak2 RA kat uniten.. waa caya sama lu~~!!
.
38.Ever been caught doing something illegal?
::pernah.. sbb parking temapt lecturer..
.
39.Ever use a bar of soap to wash your hair?
::yes. bile masuk bilik air baru perasan shampoo dh abes. haha. tak senonoh btol (sama cam diha.. hoho~~!!)
.
40.Do you ever sleep commando?
::Of kos!!! I like it.. sejuk maa angin masuk... haha!! harap2 'dia' tak terbang!! haha!! tak sangka ada terms utk 'tuh'.. (diha tipu ckp 'nope'!!!!!!!!!)

Aku nak tag tokapi, faiz, jijy wanie. to tokapi, faiz n jijy.. korang takyah jwb soklan no. 40.. sbb aku dah tau apa jwpn korang! haha!!

Tokapi tag aku

2008-11-08T08:17:00.000-08:00

Sori tokapi sbb lambat respon tag ko..

--THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
1. jep
2. zharif
3. jeppy (ni bdak2 RA la ni panggil aku jeppy)

--THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:-
1. 14 April 1985, besday aku..
2. 14 April 2006, umur aku dah 21, dah officially adult.. dah bleh tgk wayang 18SX
3. 14 April 2035, umur aku dah 50, insya'Allah.. kalo Allah panjang kan umur aku..

--THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Makan roti sapu Schoko-Mac
2. Cari buku kat amazon.com.. (bila nak ada credit card ni!!)
3. Mandi..

--THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Dapat gadget baru.. (hari tu br beli PSP!! WOO~~!!)
2. Dapat gal taste aku.. (ahaks!)
3. Be married to a good person and have a wonderful family..

--THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AS OF NOW:
1. Hitamku - Andra and the Backbone
2. Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
3. Sisa-sisa - The Times

--THREE PERSONS(group)YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Atok belah mak (dah meninggal tahun lps..)
2. Atok belah abah (dah meninggal awal bulan jun tahun ni)
3. Classmates masa foundation (kecuali ex-gf aku yg mcm sial tuh)

--THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. DSLR camera (kita sama tokapi!!)
2. 1 trillion ringgit
3. Title Datuk (bukan beli punyer mcm jutawan bodo.. ok?)

--THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Surf Internet..
2. Main PSP!! hobi br aku.. haha!!
3. Chat kat YM

--THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
1. USA
2. France
3. Japan

--THREE FAVORITE CARTOON/ANIME CHARACTERS:
1. Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)
2. Ranma
3. Goku

--THREE MALLS YOU USUALLY GO TO:
1. Alamanda, Putrajaya
2. The Mines
3. Megamall

--THREE FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. Teh ais
2. Twister (yg juice oren ngan apple tuh..)
3. Coke

--THREE THINGS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
1. Gambar passport
2. Dictionary
3. Files

--THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Blue
2. Gray
3. Black

--TOP THREE HANGOUTS:
1. Upten, Uniten
2. Alamanda
3. Megamall

--TOP THREE FOODS U LOVE SO MUCH:
1. Mee Kari masakan mak aku..
2. Nasi Arab kat Uniten
3. Makanan breakfast kat Killiney kopitiam, Megamall

--TOP THREE "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
1. Laptop
2. Saga aku yg berharga RM1500.. hoho~~
3. PSP~~!!

--TOP THREE ATTITUDES YOU LIKE:
1. Happy
2. Caring
3. Humble

--THREE THINGS YOU’LL BE DOING TOMORROW:
1. Bangun tido kol 12 pm
2. Joging kot..
3. Blaja C++ (kalo rajin.. haha)

--THREE REASONS YOU ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
1. Kena tag dek Kapi
2. Sbb weekend..
3. Sbb tgh bosan..

--TOP THREE WHY YOU ARE BUSY AT THIS TIME:
1. Tgh amik Master..
2. Supervisor byk bagi keje.. pastuh byk yg tak siap lagik..
3. Kena blaja C++.. sbb nak develop program pakai c++..

--THREE PERSON YOU WANT TO TAG:
1. diha
2. huda
3. hannah potter

Hope korang yang suka anime tak extreme sampai camni..

2008-10-30T23:24:00.000-07:00

Aku teringat plak masa aku student undergrad dulu.. dulu aku suka letak wallpaper Yuna(Final Fantasy X) kat monitor aku.. setahun lebih aku guna wallpaper tuh.. tak tukar2.. siap terbayang-bayang kalo ada pompuan Melayu muka cam dia.. hohoho!! pastuh housemate aku, Nazri, pon sound.. "Suka sangat wallpaper Yuna ko tuh, jangan kawin ngan wallpaper sudah..." hehe.. kawin ngan wallpaper@cartoon.. bunyik cam bangang kan? tapi dlm realiti.. ADA ORANG YANG NAK KAWIN NGAN CARTOON!!!! berita ni aku dapat kat MSN news.. org tuh dia tinggal kat jepun.. nak lagi lanjut sila baca berita kat bawah.. aku copy bulat2 dari MSN news..

A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world."

Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols. Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.

Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1,000 signatures through the Internet.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

Befitting his desire to be two-dimensional, he listed no contact details, making it impossible to reach him for comment to explain if his campaign is serious or tongue-in-cheek.

But some people signing the petition are true believers.

"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love," one person wrote.

"Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost," the person wrote.

Japan only permits marriage between human men and women and gives no legal recognition to same-sex relationships.

Japan's fans of comic books, or "manga," sometimes go to extremes.

Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.

Prime Minister Taro Aso is an avid fan of manga and recently complained that he has been too busy to read comic books since taking office.

Source: http://news.sg.msn.com/oddities/article.aspx?cp-documentid=1757077

PSP Car Stand

2008-10-29T07:04:00.000-07:00

Hello guys.. apa khabar? skali lagi aku nak post pasal PSP aku.. hehe.. semalam aku gi mines beli PSP Car Stand ngan harga RM50, and also PSP Car Charger ngan harga RM35.. So camni la rupa dia..

Pandangan dari tepi..

Pandangan dari co-driver

Close-up

Pandangan dari luar kereta

Another close-up

Pandangan dari penumpang belakang, so.. apa lagi? BELILAH PSP SKARANG!!! hehe.. okla.. bye bye!!
..................................
........................
................
........
......
...
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Jangan chatting semasa memandu!!

A GPS receiver for PSP, my PSP can be connected to the satellites in the space above us!! WOO~~!!

2008-10-27T07:15:00.000-07:00

allo guys.. pagi tadik aku ngan family aku (kecuali akak aku) gi midvalley.. kitorang breakfast kat killiney kopitiam.. then kitorang split.. mak aku ngan adik aku gi kamdar.. aku ngan ayah aku gi carik GPS receiver kat kedai game.. kedai game tuh located kat tingkat atas skali.. mula2 gi satu kedai game ni.. unfortunately takde plak GPS receiver.. then aku ngan ayah aku gi kedai game yang satu lagik.. alhamdulillah.. ada pon GPS receiver.. harga dia RM210.. nasib baik la ada jual kat kedai.. kalo tak kena order kat www.play-asia.com.. kena tunggu seminggu.. baru product tu sampai kat rumah.. GPS receiver ni adalah receiver yg paling murah pnah aku jumpa.. tapi korang kena ada PSP dulu!! barula korang dapat menikmati GPS dengan harga murah giler tuh..

camni la rupa PSP GPS receiver tuh..

cucuk je atas PSP..

lawa design dia.. simple & nice ;)

aku guna MapThis! untuk view map dan GPS tracking.. aku tak pasti ada software lain ke tak.. software ni free.. you guys boleh download software ni dari internet..

sekarang ni aku dah run software tuh, at first, MapThis! akan carik satellite yg available, MapThis! kena detect sekurang-kurangnyer tiga satellite.. baru la dia bleh track aku kat mana..

sekarang ni dia dah detect dua satellite.. tapi dua satellite tak cukup utk MapThis! track kedudukan aku.. MapThis! tak dapat detect banyak sebab aku kat dalam bilik.. so.. aku kena keluar rumah la.. jom keluar jom!! =)

tunggu... (that's my dad)

ok.. skarang dia dapat detect banyak satellite.. dia dapat detect 8 satellites! lagi banyak satellites dia dapat detect.. lagi bagus!

nampak tak cursor bentuk arrow color biru tuh? tu la kedudukan aku skang.. dan jugak kedudukan rumah aku.. kat bandar baru bangi jalan 4/3E.. =)

So memang puas hati la aku beli PSP ni.. bleh buat macam2.. nanti aku nak beli PSP car stand so that bleh lekat PSP aku kat cermin keta.. and also it's car adaptor.. nanti aku tulis post baru biler aku dah beli car stand tuh.. okla.. bye bye..

I Have a PSP!!

2008-10-12T05:42:00.000-07:00

I've bought it last Monday, with the price of RM830, hehe.. so I wont be bored while traveling.. (kalo tak jadik driver or co-driver la.. hee..).. it has many features like playing games (duhh.. memang la..), playing songs, playing videos and surfing internet.. I wont buy this device if it is built only for playing games.. right now.. I stop thinking about buying a new handphone.. becos.. handphone will never make me satisfied becos the handphone companies will never stop and very fast in producing new handphone models.. u buy a newly released model today.. then a new model will show up next month.. so.. i think it was worth my money buying PSP.. currently i'm playing crisis core: final fantasy 7, which is the game's storyline is before final fantasy 7, which is on PSone. OKla guys, that's all the update for now.. see ya!

Selamat Hari Raya 2008

2008-09-25T23:26:00.000-07:00

Raya nak dekat! yeah yeah! so saya nak ucapkan slmt hr raya kepada semua insan2 yg sdg melihat blog saya ni.. kalo ada salah silap secara sengaja ataupon tak sengaja.. hope u all dpt maafkan saya.. saya cuma insan biasa mcm anda juga.. ada kelebihan.. ada kekurangan.. u guys and gals, kpd sapa yg drive blk kg.. bwk lah keta elok2.. jgn bwk cam diha.. (just joking! hehe).. dont drink and drive pd siang hari.. kan kiter puasa lagik.. hehehe.. okla all.. that's all.. bye bye!!

Hehehe.. =)

2008-09-09T03:49:00.000-07:00

I hope sumer student I jwb baik2.. hehehe..

UNITEN Convocation 2008

2008-08-24T04:31:00.000-07:00

I attended the convocation which was held today.. Below are the pics taken during the unforgettable event.

me ^_^

My Dad and I

My Mom and I

My Sis and I

My Bro and I

From left: Ida, me, Azri

Shiyun and me

From left: Man, Niza, me, Ida, Yati

From left: Insyirah, Alia, me, Shakirah, those are my ex-students

From left: Pendi, Yuzin, me, Hantugaz, Manja, Tokapi

Ok.. time to go back.. hopefully by August, 2010, I can attend the convo again IF i manage to complete my master early.. Insya'Allah.. okla.. see ya! =)
..................................
........................
................
........
......
...
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Sign board tambahan... \(^0^)/

Chibi Jep =)

2008-08-19T08:36:00.000-07:00

Jep and Kak Wani

Jep and Mak

Jep and Abah

=)

=D

Hehehe..

2008-08-18T01:45:00.001-07:00

Aku ngan bebudak R.A (Research Assistant)

2008-08-14T10:00:00.000-07:00

Kadang-kadang.. kalo tgh bosan.. mula la buat keje giler.. ni kitorang tangkap gambar guna webcam..

Gambar kami di New York. (Dari kiri atas: Kok Cheng, Yasir, Huda, Niza, Rozi; Dari kiri bawah: Aku, Rina)

Di U.K.. (kot..)

Di San Fransisco

Kami bersama Legolas, salah seorang watak utama di dalam Lord of The Ring

Kami di Zouk

Tu je la kot gamba2 kitorang.. hehe.. okla bye bye!!
..................................
........................
................
........
......
...
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Di kandang UPM.. (Jgn marah Kok Cheng! Nanti kita main badminton lagik! XD)

Reunion SMKSS 2008

2008-08-03T06:12:00.000-07:00

Hello guys.. ahad lps aku ada reunion ex-smk seri serdang kat alamanda.. Jom tgk gamba jom!

Dari Kiri: Aku, Arol, Kamal, Anor..

Dari Kiri: Ili, Arfah, Hidayah, Khairil..

Dari Kiri: Arol, Anor, Aku, Kamal, Khairil (Apala yg ada kat atas tu... hehe..)

Arol again..

Kamal again..

Anor again..

Effa and Jep..

Dari Kiri: Anor, Aku, Kamal, Arol
Hehe.. Best giler gamba ni..

Dari Kiri: Ili, Effa, Kamal, Arol (apsalla dia nyangkung..), Aku..

THE ONLY JEP >>... Hehe.. Okla guys.. tu je la gamba2 yg aku nak tunjuk kat kowang.. ada byk lagik gamba sebenarnyer.. tapi mls nak upload.. huhuhu.. okla.. bye bye!! =)

Kesan Harga Minyak kepada TUDM

2008-08-01T02:00:00.000-07:00

Dapat gamba ni dr Kok Cheng

New look!

2008-07-26T21:10:00.000-07:00

Hello guys.. hehe.. how's my blog's new look? It took me 5 hours to redesign it.. especially the banner.. ermm.. this weekend i dun do anything.. just seat in the house.. and wait for my parents call me for help in housekeeping.. hehehe.. i've also install a new shoutbox for my blog.. i no longer use oggix.com.. oggix.com makes me 'gila'.. always has errors.. now i'm using cbox.. like diha and radin.. hehe.. okla.. see ya!! =)

Aiyooo~~~

2008-07-17T03:56:00.000-07:00

Tadi la kan.. aku ngan bdak2 postgrad yg lain amik gambar nak buat bunting.. ni la gambar2 dia..

dari kiri, aku, rozi, rina, yasir

huda O_o'

alin

aku XD

rozi & rina

yasir & aku.. hehehe.. saja buat muka bodo..

yasir & me again..

Lepas tangkap gamba.. si yasir pon design la bunting tanpa pengetahun aku..

ni la bunting nyer..

aku dah la kena mengajar!! takut student2 aku nampak!!

Sekian terima kasih..
.....
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

penuh dengan penyesalan, sbb buat muka bodoh..

Hi guys!

2008-07-17T03:40:00.000-07:00

Hello guys, lama siot tak memblog.. korang sumer apa khabar? hope korang sumer dlm keadaan yg baik.. aku pon dlm keadaan yg baik gaks.. tapi ada la tensen2/stress2 sket.. ye la kan..? dah mula keje.. tapi nasib baik la keje aku ni tak berat sgt.. erm.. tak berat ke? aku keje sbg research assistant kat UNITEN (alhamdualillah.. doa aku termakbul), so.. mula2 keje mmg la tak berat.. sbb research br mula kan? so.. starting ni buat literature review je la.. byk baca buku ngan articles.. after literature review nnt.. maybe keje aku agak beban sket.. sbb kena come out ngan idea yg baru.. tajuk research aku "Evidence Analysis Algorithm based on Hadith Authentication Technique for Computer Forensics".. huhuhuhuhu =).. weng otak aku dibuatnyer.. so.. okla guys.. aku rasa smp sini je la kot.. bye bye!!

Kena tag

2008-06-16T16:44:00.000-07:00

aku di'tag' oleh diha

7 fakta mengenai diri saya:
-dulu tak suka pakai formal.. skang suka giler pakai formal! kalo bleh.. gi keje pakai suit! hehehe..
-kalo nak.. nak giler.. kalo tanak.. tanak giler!
-masih tidak pandai menangani stress..
-suka brg2 elektronik.. tapi takde byk brg2 elektronik..
-suka pakai gel rambut gatsby..
-kerap minum teh kat kedai mamak bersama family.. especially my dad..
-slalu lupa nama org.. even classmate pon.. sori guys yg aku selalu-lupa-nama-dia..

7 perkara yang menakutkan saya:
-kegagalan..
-org lelaki yg bermata steam.. (ada satu time tuh.. aku tumpangkan mamat sorang ni balik hostel.. mata dia agak steam.. bila dia berckp ngan aku.. dia selalu angkat2 kening.. bygkan la.. org yg bermata steam dan suka mengangkat-angkat kening.. rasa mcm nak diperkosa oleh mamat itu..)
-ju-on..
-naik moto.. hehehe.. mmg aku agak takut naik moto.. sbb masa aku kecik2.. ada org jatuh moto btol2 kat depan rumah aku..
-hilang laptop..
-cicak..
-Witch dlm Snow White(Disney)

7 lagu buat masa sekarang yang terngiang2/diminati:
-Enter Sandman - Metallica
-Goodbye Tonight - Lostprophets
-Last Train Home - Lostprophets
-Heal - Westlife
-Dengan Nafasmu - Samsons
-Chemistry - Butterfingers
-Rebel Yell - Children of Bodom

7 perkara/perkataan yang selalu saya sebut:
-Lor..
-Ya'Allah..
-Ye ke?
-I see..
-Ooh..
-So..
-Shit (kalo borak ngan laki) & Shoot (kalo borak ngan pompuan) (p/s tapi kdg2 terbalik.. hohoho)

7 perkara amat bernilai pada saya:
-Family
-Friends
-Duit poket
-Proton Saga silver aku
-Laptop aku
-PC lama aku (Pentium 4)
-Gambar2 kenangan

7 pertama kali dalam hidup:
-student life
-dibesarkan di Belgrade, Yugoslavia (1985)
-gi Denver, Colorado, USA, ikut ayah buat masters (1991)
-gi Disneyland kat California
-gi Hollywood Studios kat California jugak
-Main salji (bukan kat Mines Wonderland ok?)
-dapat hadiah pelajar ketiga terbaik dlm klas 2 Ros masa skola rendah .. pastuh tak dpt hadiah dah.. sbb dah jadik pemls.. hohohoho..

7 orang yang saya mahu tag:
-faiz
-wanie
-hannah potter
-jijy
-radin
-tokapi
-ayus

okla.. nak sambung keje.. bye bye!!

Ranma 1/2 Opening

2008-05-28T08:13:00.000-07:00

Hehehe.. Ranma 1/2 is one of my favorite anime series.. this is the third opening song of the series..

My Backpack Collection!

2008-05-23T05:05:00.000-07:00

Tengah takde keje... hehehehe...

Anakin's dirty little secret.....

2008-05-15T10:02:00.000-07:00

After Anakin left Jedi,
Not only darkness he's after,
Not only Padme he loves...

My new toy has arrived!!

2008-05-03T08:57:00.000-07:00

It's hard for me to decide whether to buy a laptop or PS3, at last, it is decided... hehehe...

here's the pics..

here's the stupid video of me unpacking the Dell XPS M1530.. hehehe... (tengah takde keje)

okla guys.. that's all for now.. bye bye!!

Thesis siap!

2008-04-28T03:31:00.000-07:00

Hello guys.. lama tak memblog.. siang tadik aku gi coit anta thesis.. nak anta kat Puan Azimah.. tapi dia takde plak.. dia soh anta kat akak kat Tingkat 6 COIT.. hmm.. so.. skang aku just tunggu result je la..

So.. kehidupan aku sbg student sudah berakhir.. tiba masa aku utk menjejak dunia baru.. iaitu dunia pekerjaan.. adeh.. rasa cam tak bersedia la plak.. rasa malas nak kerja pon ada.. huhuhu.. tp.. kalo tak keje.. mcm mana lagi nak dpt duit kan? jadi terpaksa la keje.. nak guling2 atas katil!!

last friday aku gi interview kat COIT, sbb aku try nak jadik R.A under Dr. Roslan.. yg interwiew aku hari tu Sir Yunus ngan Sir Zaliman.. bukan Dr. Roslan.. sbb skang dia tgh training kat MIMOS.. harap2 dpt la jadik R.A (doakan aku!!)

then.. after that.. dpt call plak dr West Port.. dia soh dtg interview awal bulan May ni.. West Port tu dah la jauh.. kat Pulau Indah, Klang.. aku dah la dok Bangi.. huhuhuhuhu.. mau dekat 100km jauh dia kan?? kalo tak silap aku la.. Abah! duit minyak please!! hehe!!

walaupun aku dah graduate.. tapi aku sedih la.. sbb ada dua org kawan baik aku fail dlm project presentation.. diorang tu bukannyer tak pandai.. pandai!.. yg sorang tu slalu dpt dean list!! tapi.. tak bernasib baik.. takpela.. harap2 diorang dpt bersaba dan tak berputus asa.. sapa yg fail tuh?? bak kata siti.. biarlah rahsia.. huhuhuhu..

semlm (sunday).. aku gi midvalley ngan family aku.. survey2 laptop.. then jumpa la satu laptop yg aku kenan ni.. brand dia Dell model XPS M1530!! then.. aku ngan ayah aku pon order la laptop tu.. aku suka laptop ni sbb dia ada geforce 256mb 8600gt.. so.. it is a very nice feature for a slim laptop!! cant wait to play Rainbow 6 Vegas 2!! org Dell tu kata.. maybe jumaat ni laptop tu sampai kat umah aku.. huhuhu.. tak saba nyer!!

begini ni la rupa Dell XPS 1530..

sampai sini je la kot setakat ni.. okla.. bye bye guys.. take care! XD

PS3 Vs. Girlfriend

2008-04-18T12:14:00.000-07:00

Seremban Pics

2008-03-15T12:17:00.001-07:00

Hehe.. kali ni aku nak tunjuk kat korang gambar2 sedara aku belah bapak aku masa kat rumah Kak Hani di seremban.. Kak Hani ni sepupu aku.. so.. Jom tgk gamba jom!

Makan!! Makan!! Jgn segan-segan! Makanan yg dihidangkan ialah nasi goreng, sate dan laksa johor.. aku makan nasi goreng je.. tak sentuh laksa pon.. sbb dah byk kali mkn laksa johor..

Ni la tuan rumah.. nama dia Kak Hani.. dia br blk drpd Ireland.. dia blaja dan bekerja di sana utk beberapa tahun.. Kak Hani pernah tinggal bersama family aku ketika aku skola rendah sebab officenyer located dekat ngan rumah aku.. yg kenit tuh bernama farah.. slalunyer dia suka merosakkan gamba.. tp gamba ni dia nampak ok plak.. tunggu la gamba seterusnyer yer.. hehehe..

Ni pakcik aku.. aku panggil dia paklang.. rumah dia pon kat area2 seremban jugak.. dia merupakan bapak kpd tuan rumah.. dia mmg seorang yg baik hati.. hmm.. mak aku ada citer kat aku.. masa tu aku kecik2 la.. time tu br blk dr US and A (ala2 Borat).. ye la.. br blk dr US kan? kurang berpengetahuan sket dlm bab2 percakapan sopan dlm bahasa melayu.. masa aku kecik2, aku pnah tanya dia "Eh! eh! napa ko sapa ah?!" wakaka.. punyerla marah pakcik aku tu.. hehe..

Ni farah yg tangkap.. yg pakai baju gray tu ayah aku.. farah ni suka main2 dgn digital camera.. kalo lepaskan digital camera kat dia.. mmg susah nak dpt blk.. dah la tangkap gamba terbalik..

Hah.. dah meragam dah farah tu.. kali ni dia rosakkan gamba.. dia ni mmg tak reti dok diam kalo bergamba! org yg peluk farah tu ialah ayah dia.. aku panggil dia abg baha.. dia mmg seorang yg baik.. kalo blk kampung time raya.. dialah antara org yg terawal smp ke kampung.. dia juga seorang yg ringan tulang.. dia skang mempunyai empat org anak.. farah adalah anak yg ketiga..

Ni la anak2 abg baha.. yg tinggi tu nama dia firdaus.. skang dia form 4.. dan yg sebelah kiri dia plak adik dia.. nama dia fairuz.. skang dia blaja kat king george.. yg pakai tudung pink tuh.. bukan anak abg baha.. tuh nenek aku.. masa ayah aku kecik2.. dia pnah merakam suara nenek aku dgn menggunakan perakam kaset ketika nenek aku sdg marah.. marah kat sapa ntahla.. bdak kenit yg kat kanan skali tuh.. paham2 la sapa.. hehehe..

Ni atok aku.. dia mmg seorang yg baik dan penyayang.. dia berasal drpd tampin.. alhamdulillah.. bleh dikatakan dia masih dlm keadaan yg sihat skang.. aku sayang atok aku.. ayah aku citer.. masa atok aku muda2 dulu.. dia adalah seorang athlete dan bekerja sbg pengurus di stesen keretapi api..

Ni gamba aku ngan abg adzam tgh makan laksa johor!! hehe.. dia ni abg kak hani.. mmg best kalo dia ada di sekeliling.. aku slalu borak ngan dia pasal Playstation.. dia sering tanya.. "apa game best skang?" skang dia tinggal dan bekerja di shah alam.. dia mempunyai seorang anak.. abg adzam merupakan sepupu aku yg terapat di belah bapak aku.. kalo balik kampung.. mesti dia ada!

Ni la anak abg adzam.. nama dia rafique.. tahun dpn dia masuk skola.. dia ni mmg seorang yg ceria.. dia juga sgt rapat dgn farah.. hehe.. tgk mulut dia.. comot btol.. dia tengah makan sate time tu.. disebabkan dia comot dan kelihatan sgt klaka.. aku pon amik kesempatan bergamba dgn dia..

Ni lah gamba dia.. wakakakakakak!!!

rafique and farah.. mmg selalu rapat! =)

farah, kak wani and kak hani.. farah ni tak reti dok diam kalo bergamba!!!!

farah, aku, rafique, firdaus and abg adzam at the back of the couch.. look at farah again! doin some pose again! aiyoo.. hehe.. this is one of my favorite pictures..

A picture of me with those two kids.. hehe.. okla.. tu je la gamba2 setakat ni.. jumpa lagi! bye bye!! =)

Segamat Pics!!

2008-03-04T04:37:00.000-08:00

Hello guys.. aku tgh boring.. tatau nak buat apa.. so aku upload sikit gambar waktu aku kat kampung belah mak aku di Segamat, Johor. Jom tgk gambar jom!

Begini lah rupa rumah nenek aku kat Segamat.. Masih dlm keadaan yg baik..

Ni lah gambar nenek aku sedang melipat baju. Dia rajin buat air teh dan air milo utk aku. Aku sayang nenek aku. Sejak kakak aku kawin, dia sering nasihat aku supaya mencarik pasangan yg elok. "Jep carik la yg baik.. yg bleh dgr ckp jep.. kalo bleh carik yg dekat2 sini.. sedara2 jep kat sini ramai..", lebih kurang mcm tu lah yg aku slalu dgr dr mulut nenek aku setelah kakak aku kahwin. Apabila sedara-mara dtg ke rumah.. jika ada perempuan dikalangan mereka.. kadang-kadang.. nenek aku akan memberi isyarat 'good' sambil menaikkan dan menurunkan bulu keningnyer sebanyak 5 atau 6 kali kat aku. Aku pon buat2 dont know je la..

Ini adalah pakcik aku. Pakcik by marriage. Aku panggil dia Pak Lang. Beginilah dia setiap petang. Duduk2 sambil meminum teh o. Sekarang dia membuat bisnes restoran bernama "Selera Idaman". Harap bisnesnyer akan maju. Mee bandung satu!!

Ini lah rumah Pak Lang. Kalo aku nak tgk astro, aku pergi ke rumah dia, hehe..

Ni sepupu aku bernama asyraf.. dia adalah anak sulung kepada paklang.. dia mmg rajin menolong ibu bapa dan nenek nyer.. dia juga suka memarut kelapa..

Ni la adik2 dia, aiman dan daus..

Dari kiri, fauzi dan asyrul.. asyrul adalah adik kpd asyraf.. dia juga seorang yg ringan tulang seperti abg dia.. fauzi ni pon sepupu aku gak.. rumah dia dekat ngan rumah aku kat section 4..

Ni sepupu aku jugak yg 2nd eldest, bernama Mohd Faiz, panggil dia abg mamat, skang tgh blaja di maktab perguruan kat terengganu(kot).. dulu dia blaja kat UIA.. dia graduate dgn cemerlang.. alhamdulillah..

Sepupu aku yg third eldest.. skang dia tgh blaja di UNITEN.. ambil course computer science.. major dlm networking.. Masa kecik2, kalo balik kampung dia suka bakar katak..

Yg pakai baju pink tu nama dia qila, yg pakai baju green tuh, aiman dan yg pakai baju biru tu, daus. yg lagi dua tuh aku tak knal.. ahaks!

Run for your life!!

Haikal! dia baru dpt adik ni.. adik pompuan.. dah jadik abg dah..

Ni la adik dia!! Nurhani Atiqah! My youngest cousin!

Dari Kiri: Fahmi, Asyraf,Fauzi and Fikri.. Diorang ni mmg rapat.. slalu nampak diorang bersama.. Yg kanan skali tuh, masa dia kecik2 dia pnah pijak anak ayam sampai mati..

Dari Kiri: Pak Uda, Pak Ngah dan Ayah aku.. sedang lepak2..

Ni rumah pak ngah.. dekat jugak dgn rumah nenek aku..

Okla.. tu je la kot gamba2 yg aku nak tunjuk kat kowang.. bye bye!!

Coffee form

2008-02-23T22:07:00.000-08:00

You Are a Frappacino

At your best, you are: fun loving, sweet, and modern

At your worst, you are: childish and over indulgent

You drink coffee when: you're craving something sweet

Your caffeine addiction level: low

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

aku dpt ni dr blog faiz.. hehe..

Decline of HD DVD

2008-02-20T08:31:00.000-08:00

I hope the ps3 price will drop soon! to xbox360 fans, dont worry, microsoft will produce a bluray add-on for ur consoles.. hehe!!

The photographers that want to be in the pictures also..

2008-02-14T23:39:00.000-08:00

Orang yg amik gambar lagi hebat ber'posing'!!!

The best pose ever!!

Marriage -Before & After‏

2008-02-13T11:22:00.000-08:00

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

Kenali tabiat suami melalui bahagian yang dia suka cium

2008-02-13T11:15:00.000-08:00

Kenali tabiat suami melalui bahagian yang di suka cium:

Suka cium dahi isteri
........suami yang romantis.

Suka cium pipi isteri
........suami yang penyayang.

Suka cium mulut isteri
.......suami yang gelojoh.

Suka cium tengkuk isteri
........suami yang mata keranjang.

Suka cium telinga isteri
.........suami yang sensitif.

Suka cium leher isteri
.........suami yang penyabar.

Suka cium buah dada isteri
........suami yang suka bermanja.

Suka cium tangan isteri
.......suami yang hipokrit.

Suka cium ketiak isteri
.......suami yang menerima isterinya seadanya.

Suka cium (tut - censored) isteri
......suami yang pemalu.

Suka cium punggung isteri
.......suami yang suka bergurau.

Suka cium kaki isteri
.......suami yang terlalu menghormat isteri.

Tidak suka cium mana-mana bahagian badan isteri
......suami yang mementingkan diri.

jeng jeng jengggggg

DAN YANG TERAKHIR.................

Suka cium seluruh bahagian badan isteri

........suami yang baru balik dari outstation.

Amazing orange!!

2008-02-13T10:18:00.000-08:00

I obtained this from Malia-kun.. Thanx! XDDD

Selamat Pengantin Baru

2008-02-13T08:19:00.000-08:00

Selamat Pengantin Baru Buat Kak Wani and Fadly.

Semoga berkekalan ke anak cucu.

(Nak pocket money... hehe.. XD)

Big Bang MKMF 2007

2008-02-11T13:16:00.000-08:00

The most energetic and most creative singing performance I've ever seen... =)

Skang aku dah layan lagu2 korea.. ni sumer salah yuzin.. hohohoho!

American Idol 7: "Glamorous" Bad Audition Medley

2008-02-10T10:41:00.000-08:00

"Apsal org panggil ko Jep ah??!!"

2008-01-06T03:50:00.000-08:00

"Apsal org panggil ko jep ah?? nama asal ko zharif.. tapi nama samaran jep.. apsal hah? pelik ah!"

hello guys! pekaba? dah lama aku tak tulis blog.. hari ni aku nak citer sket.. mcm mana aku bleh dpt nama jep tuh..

citer dia begini.. masa aku baby.. aku kecut.. sbb aku lahir tak cukup bln.. aku dilahirkan cpt 2 bulan.. then after 4 months aku dilahirkan.. aku kena gi yugoslavia.. sbb ayah aku dpt posting kat sana.. ayah aku keje sbg pegawai diplomatik.. slalu je la aku nangis kat dlm flight tuh.. hehe ponin mak ayah aku masa tuh..

masa kat yugoslavia tuh.. ada la org yugoslavia dtg visit umah aku.. bangsa apa ntah diorang tu.. masa tu aku still baby lagik.. tak pandai merangkak lagik.. then diorang tanya ayah aku.. sapa nama baby ni??(aku la tuh) ayah aku pon jawab la zharif.. diorang pon try ah sebut nama aku 'zharif'.. tapi bg diorang susah.. sbb diorang susah nak sebut huruf 'Z'.. so... diorang pon bg aku nickname.. "dzëp".. "dzëp" bermaksud "pocket" dlm english.. as we all now.. pocket ialah kata perumpamaan bg something yg kecik.. sbb aku pon kecik kan time tuh.. hehe..

then.. after 4 years dok kat sana.. family aku pon blk msia.. then kita "melayukan" ejaan nickname aku tu.. jadila "Jep".. thats how aku dpt nickname "JeP"..

amcam? menarik tak post aku kali ni? huhuhuhu.. okla.. see ya!!

(macam mana aku dpt nama Zharif hah? mak ayah aku tgk dlm buku je!! hehehehehe!!)

Mariah Carey - Close My Eyes

2007-12-09T18:57:00.000-08:00

I was a wayward child
With the weight of the world
That I held deep inside
Life was a winding road
And I learned many things
Little ones shouldn't know

But I closed my eyes
Steadied my feet on the ground
Raised my head to the sky
And though time's rolled by
Still I feel like that child
As I look at the moon
Maybe I grew up
A little too soon

Funny how one can learn
To grow numb to the madness
And block it away
I left the worse unsaid
Let it all dissipate
And I try to forget

As I closed my eyes
Steadied my feet on the ground
Raised my head to the sky
And the time rolled by
Still I feel like a child
As I look at the moon
Maybe I grew up
A little too soon

Nearing the edge
Oblivious I almost
Fell right over
A part of me
Will never be quite able
To feel stable
That woman-child falling inside
Was on the verge of fading
Thankfully I
Woke up in time

Guardian angel, I
Sail away on an ocean
With you by my side
Orange clouds roll by
They burn into your image
And you're still alive
(You're always alive)

As I close my eyes
Steady my feet on the ground
Raise my head to the sky
And though time rolls by
Still I feel like a child
As I look at the moon
Maybe I grew up
A little too soon

Lostprophets - Goodbye Tonight

2007-12-07T18:25:00.000-08:00

Lostprophets - Goodbye Tonight

Tonight, I felt stronger
Inside, of your way
It takes alot to get home
But It’s ok when the light is always on

I just want u to understand
There’s no need to keep waiting
Another day and another hand
It could be so different

A letter to me, a waste of time
You know you could be yeah you could shine,
But tonight you’ll get it right
You will make a difference

Chorus
Tonight (3), I feel stronger
Goodbye (3)
And I cud see through, even so far away
Its all u need to
Make it through another day

Surprise Scream your heart out
In time u will have doubt
Today it all seemed too strong
If only u tried u would move on

I just want u to understand there’s no need to keep waiting
Another day and another hand it cud be so different

A letter to me, a waste of time
You know u cud be yeah u cud shine,
But tonight you’ll get it right
You will make a difference

Tonight (x3), I feel stronger
Goodbye (x3)
And I cud see through even so far away
Its all u need to
Make it through another day

Tonight (x3), I feel Stronger (x3)
Goodbye (x3)
And I cud see through even so far away
Its all u need to
Make it through another day, yea yea

Just want to share with you guys..

2007-12-07T05:01:00.000-08:00

Hello guys.. how are you? hope u guys fine.. congratulation for those who graduatted last sem.. hope u can get your desired job..

well.. it's about last nite.. i had a dream.. very sad dream.. it's about her.. she blanja me and our frens mkn2 at the restaurant.. becos.. she's going to get married.. she also bring along her future husband.. at that time i felt very sad.. after mkn2.. she came to me and said "I'm very sorry".. as soon as i woke up.. i felt relief.. it wasnt real.. then i realized.. after all this time.. i love her so much.. i love her in a different way.. not like anyone else.. i just want her to be happy instead of being close with her.. then i took a bath and get ready to go out having breakfast.. at that time.. i was thinking.. should i tell her that i love her (love her in that way).. or not.. man.. i'm suck at this thing.. about my dream.. is that a message given to me? when i was a child.. my dad said dun listen to dream.. a dream is a dream.. thats it.. but i think it is a guidance.. i wonder u guys had felt like this before.. i cant believe i can think about this.. there are many other importants things that i have to think about.. my graduation and also my project.. i still have a long way to go regarding my project.. ermm.. well.. okla guys.. that's all i want to share with u guys.. hope we can mkn sama2 just like old times.. but dun bring ur future wife or future husband.. or else i will merajuk.. hehe.. no la.. just kidding.. bye bye!!

SELAMAT BERJUANG!!

Funny!!

2007-12-07T02:43:00.000-08:00

1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you
run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
lady, I'll turn into
stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

(2) NAMES OF WIVES

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...

4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

(3) ARAB MAN

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "

"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "

"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

( 4) HAPPY MAN

What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"

(5) GOOD AMBITION

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

(6) DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

( 7) VIRGIN

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

(8) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
everything.

Kisah 4 Pengantin Baru

2007-12-07T02:36:00.000-08:00

Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi
iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka
berpakat utk kahwinkan anak2 ni serentak.

Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu
pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi
honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke Pulau Tioman,
Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor.

Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, "nanti
jgn lupa hantar berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritakan
macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak payah tulis
panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas,
padat
dan cepat." panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan
pada anak2nya.

Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti
yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered' . Tercari2lah
kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered dan
bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang
bertulis
"Besar, teguh dan peramah".. Bahagialah Si Siti
rupanya..

Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis
'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi
keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis "Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir" Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni
bertulis 'KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum
keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Hingga
Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya...

Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah
dan Pak Mat dah risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak..
masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai surat dari Suri
dengan isi kandungannya "AIR ASIA ".

Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb
tak sabar nak tau apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya.

Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau
nak senyum atau menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??

"7 KALI SEMINGGU..
3 JAM SEKALI..
NON- STOP!!"

Hehe.. its time for laugh!

2007-12-07T02:31:00.000-08:00

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God.
She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come inand change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, shefigured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by anambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

GOD REPLIED,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU!"
Lesson:
Don't lose your natural inner character.
Always be who you are...

Getting started

2007-12-07T02:26:00.000-08:00

Hi guys! dah lama tak memblog.. aku migrate ke blogspot.. the previous one is already closed..ahah..thanks for all the support..